Guys’ Rules


At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys’ side of the story. I must admit, it’s pretty good because we always hear ” the rules” From the female side.

  • Men are NOT mind readers.
  • Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
  • Crying is emotional blackmail.
  • Ask for what you want.

– Subtle hints do not work!
– Strong hints do not work!
– Obvious hints do not work!
– Just come to the point and say it directly!!

  • Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.”may be”, “perhaps” and “whatever”, such answers don’t serve any purpose
  • Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
  • A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. don’t force us to drag you to a doctor.See a doctor yourself.
  • If you are no heroines, don’t expect us to act like heroes.
  • If you think you’re fat, you probably are.Don’t ask us.
  • If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
  • You can either ask us to do something.Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
  • Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
  • ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.
  • If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We ‘will’ act like nothing’s wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the argument. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
  • When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really
  • Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to
  • discuss such topics as CRICKET OR FOOTBALL.
  • You have enough clothes.
  • You have too many shoes.
  • I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Source : My Friend Blog…!!!

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